February 2010
January 2010
JD writes the best emails:
“Lest there be any confusion, I am not actually using dial-up internet.
Instead, I have a flock of carrier pigeons that, upon my command, deliver messages to an internet cafe. At the cafe, a staff of typists input my messages into what I understand to be an “electronic mail program,” and the messages are then apparently conveyed to you all. It’s all very Flintstones....
Night Terror/Terrier
Weird night’s sleep. A work stress dream about a logo coming back to haunt me turned into a deranged slasher flick about a social miscreant who gathered a bunch of people in a high school to systematically hunt us all down. Then at 4:30 AM I was awakened by Finley, the wonder pup, doing this weird (and very loud) reverse sneeze he does. The vet says it’s caused by nerves or...
Watch
WatchYou might have seen my buddy Joe on the Atlanta auditions of Idol last week. Being there was quite the experience. Unfortunately, he didn’t make it to Hollywood but we’ll always have the jokes from the back of the holding room.
joemartinez:
The gang at the American Idol auditions. Seriously, one of the funniest days ever. The people watching was first rate, and the jokes that...
